Chances are, if you happen to know a female under the age of 16, you are all too well aware that she can recite the birthdays, likes, dislikes and the past and current relationships of every member in your favorite boy band.
These bands have stolen the individuality of our children and transformed them into brainless robots that chant pornographic slogans and proudly wear boy-band propaganda on their T-shirts.
It is an odd sight to see zombie-like 13-year-old girls wandering around their school chanting in unison, “You are my fire . my one desire.”
The funny thing is, every one of these girls thinks that they are their band’s No. 1 fan because they know how many times Lance pees a day or how Nick has three nipples but swears that the third is a pimple.
The parents of these `N Sync/98 Degrees/The Backstreet Boys listening children should send their children to military school. At least in military school they would be brainwashed into being more disciplined.
Once they turned 18, the age of “retirement” from boy-band urges, the military academy graduates could enter a new world where they would be free from the sudden impulse to burst into a chorus of “Tearing Out My Heart.”
It seems like every radio station, except the ones playing classic oldies, has changed their format so that it will conform with the new-age teen pop.
Most people over the age of 18 have now resorted to listening to oldies, flipping the dial to talk radio or putting in a CD.
It’s also worthwhile to note that most of the children who listen to these songs don’t have any idea what they are singing about.
A teen-ager who walked into school and recited three or four lines of a boy-band song to a teacher could be written up for obscene language and be subject to sexual harassment charges.
Rappers like Eminem and singers like Marilyn Manson may have worse content in their songs, but their CDs also contain a parental advisory warning.
Therefore, hardcore “gangsta” rap groups are preferable for our children, because they are not supposed to be allowed to listen to an uncut version of an offensive song.
These groups are designed for a more mature audience and are censored.
All of these boy band members should be taken directly to Singapore and caned until they cry for their mommies and promise never to go out in public again.

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