I love The Real World. Why? Let me count the ways.
I like it because you will never be able to see as many sad and pathetic people thrown together again.
The Real World makes me feel better about myself because it helps me realize that I am not totally screwed up.
What a bunch of middle school idiots.
“Dear, John . Do you like me . check yes, no, or maybe.”
What? I’m in the twilight zone when I watch that show, and only the morons are allowed in.
There’s always a smart, ugly girl; a dumb, pretty girl; a smart, pretty girl and then the formula repeats itself for the men.
The gay guy is usually the smart, handsome one, and there is always an obligatory black person, and a person of mixed race who MTV feels will fulfill their racial quota.
That’s a fine and dandy recipe for a successful show, but where do they get these people?
This is one of the few times that I think being conservative is better. Don’t tell me the intimate details of your bodily functions. I don’t particularly want to know what kind of STD you have. And please refrain from giving me a psychology lecture about why everyone else in the house is screwed up but you are God’s gift sent from heaven.
My favorite episodes are the ones where a girl confesses her love for a boy, and then, at the end of that particular show, denies it all. I love that.
I think MTV weeds out the normal people, and looks for the liars with as little intelligence as possible. But, I really like how MTV ignores the people they think aren’t interesting.
You will see everybody on the first show, and then two or three people will just drop out of sight until about midway through the season. They are supposed to be showing people’s everyday lives.
MTV doesn’t understand that normal people don’t have crazy, insane lives. I guess “average Joe” doesn’t bring in ratings.
So, all in all, what I really meant to do was to thank MTV for putting even more crap on television.

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