Dear Texter, Hey, it’s me again. I haven’t seen you since you nearly ran me down while you sped through a crosswalk while you were texting.

I just wanted to remind you that you symbolize everything wrong with the world.

What was so important that you had to tap on your phone and risk killing me?

I’ll bet all you were doing was texting “k”, weren’t you?

If you’re going to continue your insipid electronic communication, have some decency and don’t risk the physical well-being of the people around you. Idiot.

Regards,

Christopher Thedy

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