Dear Editor,
Every four years the American public has the opportunity to change the situations, and representation by which we are associated to. Every four years we get to vote for a new president.
Personally, I think that every year the government becomes more corrupt, and we really don’t vote for a president any more. All we do now is just vote on who is going to take our money, and give us a swift kick to where the sun doesn’t shine.
Quite frankly I am sick and tired of my back side hurting from all of the things that the American people have to pay for in the “Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave.”
How about those gas prices, ladies and gentlemen, I would say in the world of getting a foot up the butt those shoes would be around a size 20.
How about the millions of dollars spent every year to make sure certain animals are fornicating properly. That one is probably around a size 15 shoe.
The worst one, however, is the cost of war. Billions of the taxpayers’ dollars are going toward a war that doesn’t even have a point anymore. Why are we still there?
All we are doing is killing off soldiers who are giving their lives to protect our interests. There is the giant boot, if you will, people. Actually that would be a Paris Hilton stiletto turned to where the heel goes first.
My backside is tired of hurting. So, who are you going to vote for? Who is behind door No. 1 again? Oh wait, it doesn’t matter, they are all the same. Candidates are just different ways to get to the same sore butt. Here is to another four years of a very sore butt.
–Justin Fields

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