Overheard in Burgin Dossett”Have you seen ‘Medusa’ yet?
“No, dude. If I’d seen Medusa, I’d be turned to stone by now.”
“All the characters in ‘Harry Potter’ are witches.”
“No they’re not. They’re British.”
In the Culp:
“The lack of beauty is making my eyes sore.”
In Warf Pickel:
“If I’d had any more to drink last night, I could have floated into class this morning.
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