YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR
A man hired to kill a business rival in London made a mistake on the address and shot the intended victim’s next door neighbor instead. Court testimony revealed that the hit man’s fee was $160 and a used car.
WE HAVE A GOOD IDEA WHO DID THIS
A man stole two surveillance cameras from a laundry in Delhi, Calif., unaware that he was being filmed right up to the point that he disconnected them. “On the tape, he comes up to one camera and there’s a perfect face shot as he grabs the camera,” said one cop.

YOU’RE NOT GONNA LIKE THIS, PAOLO
Brazil has repealed a 1916 law that allowed a groom to throw his bride out if he found out that she was not a virgin when he married her.

HEY, THIS STUFF LOOKS FAMILIAR!
A man in New Zealand robbed a house in the same neighborhood and then proceeded to sell the stolen items at a yard sale at his own home. The victim happened by and, after a lively discussion, called the police.

REQUEST DENIED; YOU BUSY LATER?
A stripper in Sweden tried to deduct the $3,000 cost of her breast implants from her taxes as a business expense, arguing that the “size and shape” of her breasts have a direct impact on her income. A judge ruled against her.

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