I talked with a starry-eyed surprise Tuesday night and we discussed relationships, “the nice guy theory” and dating Adolf Hitler.
Starry Night, or Star as she will be called, is a 22-year-old student at ETSU who is experienced in a multiplicity of relationships.
In this column she shall provide insight to the female psyche and the dating faux pas of the club.
“Nice guys are too easy, girls want a guy who is a challenge,” said Star on the nice guy issue.
She said that girls want a guy who they can change, a guy who feels his girl is important enough to change his ways for.
“Girls want drama! She wants to call her friends about him, the nice guy thing gets old quick,” Star said.
The bad guy is not even safe according to the Star Report. She says that “when the bad guy changes, their interest is gone.”
When I asked Star when she would – as Kid Rock sings – “change her ways,” she said, laughing, that as she is about to turn 23 she is starting to change her ways.
I asked her if she was the kind of girl that gets married at 28-30 years old? “Yeah, most girls like me have starter marriages, we get divorced once and we wait until later to get married for real.” Then I asked her again about her fantasy with the bad guy and if the meaner the better.
Would you go out with a character like Adolf Hitler or Osama bin Laden? “I only want a guy that is bad in the asshole way, not dangerous,” she said.
So you like guys who are “pseudo-bad guys?” “Yeah, that they can treat you bad or be an alcoholic but not running planes into buildings,” replied Star.
Star chases the bad guy because she wants to be apart of his world.
I asked her if she could name a well-known guy who would exemplify her picture of her perfect thug.
She quickly said, “Vin Diesel, because he’s hardcore but when he shows his emotional side, I want him so bad.” She then pointed to Eminem in his role in the movie Eight Mile and said that when he hugged his little sister, she wanted him too.
But for you guys who are frustrated by the bad guy image here’s Star’s advice for picking up the girl in the club.
Star said those frustrated guys can have a good guy side and a bad guy side.
“I like to be played. Like last Friday when Rick and I were at the bar and he was calling girls when I was sitting by him and I was so mad,” Star said.
“It’s all about the game, like the guy, who gave me a hug in PR’s while his girlfriend was with him and he was flirting with me and he made both of us mad.”
Star says it’s all about the game. She recommends not encroaching on her territory at the club when she’s with the girls.
“When girls are dancing in a circle and minding their own business, do not try to join the circle, guys,” she said.
Star said when she’s at the club she’s usually there to pick up a guy.
I asked if the guy’s dancing skills matter. “If he’s a great dancer, hell yes, but I appreciate a guy who is just willing to get on the dance floor in front of his friends,” she said.
I have known Star a long time though and I know she’s a lady. Not only that, but she plays hard to get.
Remember her advice because she knows … and every girl despises her. I know this firsthand, but they also admire her and copy the ways of the Starry Night.

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