There are some problems in life that are easily remedied.
Take the situation of the complete moron who attends ETSU and parks as though he has never taken driver education.
You’ve seen them. They park by pulling into a slot at an angle and then exit the vehicle without correcting it to be within the lines of the stall.
I love it even more when the dork from special-ed driving school parks so close that you have to crawl through the passenger side to get in your own vehicle.
The answer? Tow these stupid people’s cars.
Some problems are more complex.
How do you deal with those on campus who don’t have the intelligence of a 5-year-old and leave the restroom stall after having a bowel movement and don’t wash their hands?
I am at a loss for words.
Men and women leaving the restroom with enough germs to kill us all and this is the bright future of tomorrow?
Should we have germ police whose job would be to cite these disgusting excuses for intelligent college material?
Do we punish them by forcing them to go to the daycare as students so they can learn hygiene again?
Then we get to Social Security. Big deal.
What do you want me to say? Bush good – Democrats bad?
Or do you like Bush bad – country in deep “doo-doo” because John Kerry lost?What do you want me to say?
There’s nothing to say because there is no problem. That’s right, you heard me – there is no problem!
The only way that Social Security is going anywhere is if a politician ends it or if this country falls flat on its financial face, period.
I know that they keep screaming that Social Security is going bankrupt.
Not true. Don’t believe me?
If you paid attention in U.S. History to 1877 then you know that the United States chose the economic system of operating with a continual debt.
This country has survived for 228 years with a continuing deficit.
It was never supposed to be debt-free.
Further, the government makes a budget and then robs Peter to pay Paul or borrows for what programs it can’t afford during the fiscal year.
If Social Security were really in jeopardy, then all of the programs from school lunch to defense would be in dire straits because of an economic catastrophe about to befall the entire nation.
If it really bugs you, then there is something you can do – just return Social Security to its original purpose.
Social Security was mainly a welfare program for the aged who had no other way of survival.
There’s no need for people retiring with $100,000 annual pensions to get one dime.
Just like welfare, everyone pays so there is a back-up if your life throws you a curve, but not everyone will collect because, fortunately, not every one will need.
Now, would someone hire the bathroom monitors? Oh, and get those tow trucks rolling, too.

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