NO! BAD DOG!A young man, who had been smoking marijuana in a suburban Texas park, spotted a police officer on patrol, so he took his illegal weed, which was wrapped in plastic, and dropped it into a nearby lake. Unfortunately, the man’s Labrador retriever ran into the water, fetched the dope and dropped it at his master’s feet while the cop was questioning him.

GET AWAY VARMINT, BLAM! AIEEEE!

In order to scare off coyotes on his property, a Wisconsin man went to pull his .45 caliber pistol out of the rear waistband of his pants and accidentally shot himself in the buttocks. Police said he may have been intoxicated.

SHOULDN’T YOU GUYS KNOW BETTER?

A mobile camera van, used to catch speeders on the highways of Trefonen, England, was pulled over for speeding.

IN THAT CASE, HE’S
EXCUSED

A dead man was on the list of potential jurors being considered to hear a murder trial in Oklahoma. He had been murdered – by the defendant, police say.
BEARS PREFER
MOOSEHEAD

A New Brunswick trucker is charged with stealing 50,000 cans of Moosehead beer that was headed for Mexico but never made it out of Canada.Most was never found. However, police, busting up a marijuana operation deep in the woods near Doaktown, New Brunswick, found some of the missing beer. They reported that bears had consumed at least six cans. The Moosehead brewery was very proud that the bears had chosen their beer over the dope.

WHERE THEY GO, SO GOES THE PARTY

Police stopped a U-Haul truck in Rock Hill, S.C., for a burned-out taillight and discovered 20 guys in the back holding a rolling keg party, drinking heavily as the truck aimlessly traveled the city streets. The cops made everybody get out and call for rides home.

HEY, WHERE’D THOSE PIGEONS GO?

A Dutch farmer, who apparently hates seeing pigeons eaten by birds of prey, has come up with a way to protect them. For the past year, he has been capturing the pigeons and painting them pink and green. It works.

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